he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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