Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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