No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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