The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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