You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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