Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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