so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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