in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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