now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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