I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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