New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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