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(513): View more from Ohio

Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives

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(613): View more from Ontario

Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair

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(361): View more from Texas

Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??

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(937): View more from Ohio

after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.

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(315): View more from New York

MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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(214): View more from Texas

More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings

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(563): View more from Iowa

Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties

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(408): View more from California

I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin

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