went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.