David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test