tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying