paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....