shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dignity is for republicans.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
