Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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