y did u give ur computer a hand job?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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