i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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