In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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