We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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