I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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