It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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