Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Operation Purity has been aborted
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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