sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
In America we eat man semen.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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