fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
it was like eating out sand paper
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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