Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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