So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just want to make out with him forever
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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