If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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