You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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