Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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