What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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