when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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