I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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