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I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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