States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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