Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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