Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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