let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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