Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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