Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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