I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
