Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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