So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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