so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
