Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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