i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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