yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Someone shattered a urinal.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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