is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
This is not my ceiling
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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