if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is it because I queefed?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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