we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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