He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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