they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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