There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Damn victory sex feels great
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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