Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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