Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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