I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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